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Subject: ~~ Jokes/SMS/Quotes ~~
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swtchoco 25.05.10 - 08:14am
Hi friends here we can share all types of SMS/Jokes/Quotes and any other important information.. Pl keep in touch with the topic and as well as parti te.. Love you all friends..!
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swtchoco 25.05.10 - 08:15am
Girl: You have a nice Mobile..
Where did you buy?
Boy: I won this in a Running Race..!
Girl: How many persons parti ted???
Boy: MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME...! *
winxxx 25.05.10 - 08:20am
Hahaha 
@ swtchoco 
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winxxx 25.05.10 - 08:36am
When sadness fills ur heart
&when tears
flow frm ur eyes,
just let me knw...
I wnt to b there 4u bcos....
I'M SELLING TISSUE BUY 1 GET 1 FREE! 
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desco 25.05.10 - 05:30pm
dad:y do you slip wth a ruler boy;2 measure hw long i sleep *
winxxx 25.05.10 - 10:44pm (hi) DESC0 
in this gr0up! Hv a nice time!! *
winxxx 26.05.10 - 01:10am
Always start ur day with al0t of S.E.X.....
S- smile
E- enthusiasm
X- xcitement
So make s*x....A daily g0od habit! Ohh u see, u'r smiling nw
maybe u'v been s*x this m0rning am i rite??? 
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abhi22y 26.05.10 - 03:11am
meaning of WIFE. . . . Without Information Fighting Everyday. . . *
swtchoco 30.05.10 - 01:27pm
Dad to Son :
How do you control your anger when I beat YOU ???
Son :
I clean Toilet..!
Dad :
how does that satisfy YOU ???
Son :
I use your toothbrush for that..! *
swtchoco 5.06.10 - 08:42am
A Tiger giving Love Success Party to his friends..
A Cat came there and danced..
Tiger asked who are you ??
Cat replied.. I was also a Tiger before I fell in Love.. *
shasha25 7.08.10 - 05:20pm
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shasha25 7.08.10 - 05:44pm
...BUT YOU ARE.....
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shasha25 7.08.10 - 05:59pm
FIXIN A BROKEN HEART
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hotguy24 8.08.10 - 04:50am
WOW.. LOVELY AND VERY MEANINGFUL SHASHA HONEY.. 
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hotguy24 8.08.10 - 04:53am
If the Looser keeps his SMILE..
Then
The Winner will LOOSE the Thrill of Victory..
Good Morning to all friends with 
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shasha25 8.08.10 - 08:08am
The grass is greener
The air is sweeter
You have to see her
To believe her
A great deceiver
Won't help you either
You're only fallin'
Deeper and deeper
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shasha25 8.08.10 - 08:10am
It is a long, long way to February
Where the ocean meets the sun
Got me thinkin' is this necessary
When we've only just begun
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shasha25 8.08.10 - 08:13am
Well nothing seems to matter
Your whole world seems to shatter
I'll keep you alive
Well everything is nothing
It always turn to something
If you give it time
When emptyness surrounds you
And there's no one else around you
Let me be your light
When its barely together
It's you and me forever
You keep this in mind
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shasha25 8.08.10 - 08:15am
Working myself into an early grave
I was lonely
Trying to teach myself how to behave
But these things have their own patterns
These things are fathomlessly out of our hands
And when you walk in the room
I know my life's never going to be planned
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hotguy24 8.08.10 - 08:19am
I Never Xpect Others to Msg me...
But,
I Always Drop my SMS into their InBox...
I still Love & Remember all with or without their SMS... *
hotguy24 8.08.10 - 08:23am
Fantastic Quote About LIFE:
Everything is
Pre-Written
&
Nothing can be
Re-Written
So,
Live the Best
&
Leave the Rest.. *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:32am
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most do
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:32am
Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are (Marianne Williamson)
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:33am
The grass may look greener on the other side but it still needs to be mowed (Unknown)
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:33am
The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated (William James)
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:36am
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:37am
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:37am
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:38am
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:38am
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:38am
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:39am
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H. L. Mencken
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:39am
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:39am
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:40am
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:41am
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
Satchel Paige *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:41am
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:43am
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 08:43am
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:04am
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:05am
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:05am
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:11am
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette Davis
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:11am
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:11am
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:12am
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
P. J. O'Rourke
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:12am
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:13am
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:13am
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns *
jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:13am
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
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jakassxx 8.10.10 - 09:14am
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin *
